At History I'm Hopeless At history I'm hopeless.At spelling I stink.In music I'm useless.From science I shrink.At art I'm atrocious.In sports I'm a klut... admin 2011-12-16 94
You Can Never Be Too Careful You can never be too careful,that's what I always say, and so I wear a hat, or two,in case my hair turns gray.I've thirteen tire... admin 2011-12-16 371
I Think My Dad is Dracula I think my dad is Dracula.I know that sounds insane,but listen for a moment andallow me to explain.We don't live in a castle,and... admin 2011-12-16 49
I'm Feeling Rather Full Tonight I'm feeling rather full tonight. I couldn't eat another bite. I couldn't eat a half a bean, or even taste a tangerine. I couldn'... admin 2011-12-16 54
And Backed My Car into a Tree and backed my car into a tree.I wrote this poem back to frontor else you may end up like me.So do not try this silly stunt,I'm s... admin 2011-12-16 44
Pet Shopping While shopping at the pet storeI got my fondest wish.I bought myself a fish bowland then a pair of fish.And since I was alreadyo... admin 2011-12-16 53
My Senses All are Backward My senses all are backwardsand it really makes me wonderif on the day that I was bornsomebody made a blunder.For, strange but tr... admin 2011-12-16 54
Five Sense Nonsense I saw a saw.I felt some felt.I heard a herd.I smelt a smelt.I ate at eight.So tell me, do,does this make anysense to you?... admin 2011-12-16 66
I Bought a Maserati I bought a Maseratiand a new Mercedes-Benz,plus a brand new LamborghiniI could show off to my friends.I purchased a Ferrariand a... admin 2011-12-16 26
I Built Myself a Time Machine I built myself I time machinetomorrow afternoon,then traveled back to yesterday,and very, very soonI'll re-create my time machin... admin 2011-12-16 55
I Bought a Pet Tomato I bought a pet tomatoand I tried to teach him tricks,but he wasn't any good atcatching balls or fetching sticks.He could never c... admin 2011-12-16 27
My Goldfish Took up Tennis My goldfish took up tennis.They installed a little netat the bottom of their fishtankfor their first official set.They got tenni... admin 2011-12-16 57
The Addlepated Glundersnedd Industrious and underfed,the addlepated Glundersneddresides inside, beneath your bedand waits for dusky dark to spread.He waits... admin 2011-12-16 23
When Larry Made Lasagna When Larry made lasagnaall his neighbors stopped and stared.His lasagna was the largestthat had ever been prepared.He used ninet... admin 2011-12-16 62
Take Me Out of the Classroom Take me out of the classroom. Take me out of the school. I'm not so good at geography. I would rather be watching T.V. It's sti... admin 2011-12-16 52
Mithing Tooth I'm having trouble thpeaking,thinthe I lotht my middle tooth.Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine --today it wiggled loothe.At fi... admin 2011-12-16 45
I Have to Write a Poem I have to write a poembut I really don't know how.So maybe I'll just make a rhymewith something dumb, like "cow."Okay, I'll writ... admin 2011-12-16 29
The Contents of My Desk A nail.A nickle.A snail.A pickle.A twisted-upslinky.A ring formy pinky.A blackenedbanana.A love notefrom Hannah.My doodlesof roc... admin 2011-12-16 26
I Often Contradict Myself I often contradict myself.Oh no, I never do.I argue with me day and night.That simply isnt true.Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not.I d... admin 2011-12-16 28
This Morning is Our History Test This morning is our history test.I've pinned my notes inside my vest.Inside my coat I wrote my notes,including dates and famous... admin 2011-12-16 35
I Bought a Maserati I bought a Maseratiand a new Mercedes-Benz,plus a brand new LamborghiniI could show off to my friends.I purchased a Ferrariand a... admin 2011-12-16 27
Get Up! Get Up! "Get up! Get up! Get out of bedyou lazy bum, you sleepyhead."Yes, that is what my mother saidat eight-oh-five today.She left the... admin 2011-12-16 37
My Book Report is Due Today My book report is due today.I haven't finished yet.In fact, I haven't started,which I'm coming to regret.I haven't even read the... admin 2011-12-16 112
Swinging From the Lights We're swinging from the lights.We're standing on our chairs.We're bouncing off the walls.We're sliding down the stairs.We're run... admin 2011-12-16 28
My Penmanship is Pretty Bad My penmanship is pretty bad.My printing's plainly awful.In truth, my writing looks so sadit ought to be unlawful.I try but, stil... admin 2011-12-16 27
Calculator, Calculator Calculator, calculator,help me with my math.Help me do my homeworkor I'll feel the teacher's wrath.Calculator, calculator,add th... admin 2011-12-16 24
My Robot Does My Homework My robot does my homework.He helps me every night.The trouble is he doesn't gettoo many answers right.He'd probably do betterat... admin 2011-12-16 27
