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        Who Is the Greatest? 誰最了不起

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        A judge, a bishop1, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of them was the GREatest.   "Well," said the judge, "My position is one of dignity and power. When I walk into the courtroom, the bailiff says ‘All rise!’ and all the people stand to pay me honor."   "That's very nice," said the bishop. "People stand in your honor; but when people have an audience with me they kneel, kiss my ring, and they address me as 'Your Holiness.'"   The conductor snorted and said, "I think I got you both beat; when I step onto the podium, as guest conductor, the people look down, put their hands over their eyes, and say 'Oh, my God!'"   一個法官、一個教堂主教和一位指揮家正在進行一場辯論。三個人都是虛榮自負的人,他們的話題很快轉到他們之中誰是最偉大的人上。   “嗯,”法官說,“我的職業既高貴又擁有權力,當我走進法庭的時候,獄警會說‘全體起立!’接著所有人都會站起來向我致意。”   “好極了,”主教說,“人們站起來向你致敬。當我出現在教堂里,人們會跪在我的面前,親吻我的戒指,并稱呼我為‘陛下’。”   指揮家哼了一聲,說道:“我覺得你們都不如我。當我作為客座指揮走上指揮臺的時候,人們都垂著頭,用手捂著眼睛,說道,‘噢,我的上帝!’”

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