Cheater 作弊者

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."    Johnny was astounded¹ and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington', and so did you."    "So, everyone knows that he was the first president."    "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was. 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put 'Abraham Lincoln', and so did you.”    "Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.    "Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was,'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know', and you put, 'Me neither'.”    考試后的一天，約翰遜先生在課堂上把強尼拉到講臺旁邊問道：“強尼，我認為你在這次考試中作弊了。”   強尼非常驚訝，要求約翰遜先生拿出證據。“好的，”約翰遜先生說，“我看到你的試卷上有這樣一個問題：‘我們的第一任總統是誰？’緊挨著你的那個名叫瑪麗的女孩寫的是‘喬治·華盛頓’，你寫的也是這個答案。”   “當然，每個人都知道他是我們的第一任總統。”   “噢，等一下，”約翰遜先生說，“下一個問題是：‘誰解放了黑奴？’瑪麗的答案是‘亞伯拉罕·林肯’，你的答案也是一樣。”   “噢，我昨天晚上看了歷史書，我記得。”強尼說。   “等等，等等，”約翰遜先生說，“下一個問題是：‘誰在路易斯安娜大收購時期當了總統？’瑪麗寫的是‘我不知道’，而你寫的則是：‘我也不知道’。”
Cheater 作弊者文章來源頭牌英語[雙語笑話]