交通事故 A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him fr... leafer 2016-06-21 861
I want to go out 我想出去 A shop owner1 closed2 his shop and went home. He was3 very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked,... leafer 2016-06-21 109
The Perfect Son 完美的兒子 A: I have the perfect1 son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does h... leafer 2016-06-21 115
Is that clock right? 這鐘準確嗎？ Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked... leafer 2016-06-21 93
Only one piece of meat 只有一塊肉 Customer1: Waiter, I've only got2 one piece of meat in my dish3. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. ... leafer 2016-06-21 191
Not learn to spend money 沒學會花錢 A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal1 living. "Mother," h... leafer 2016-06-04 76
Mother's revenge 媽媽的報復 After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They... leafer 2016-06-04 79
Response 回應 Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh1 Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One... leafer 2016-06-04 66
Dinner's ready 晚餐準備好了 My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled... leafer 2016-06-04 84
I wrote 我寫的 One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. "What a... leafer 2016-06-04 75
My friends only came to say goodbye 朋友只是來送行 There were three professors2 at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did n... leafer 2016-06-04 78
Mother, You Can Come Down 媽媽，您可以下來了 The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use... leafer 2016-05-12 54
Thirty Years and Five Minutes 30年和5分鐘 A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album1. The artist did the little thing and asked a... leafer 2016-05-12 51
Who Is the Greatest? 誰最了不起 A judge, a bishop1, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the... leafer 2016-05-12 59
Prepare Yourself 自己準備 A story around campus1 has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out... leafer 2016-05-12 44
Cheater 作弊者 In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny, I have a feeling that you have be... leafer 2016-05-06 81
Difference 區別 Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting1? Mary: One must pay electricity dues, the other needn't. ... leafer 2016-05-06 30
Not our own food 不是我們自己的食品 Two boys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. The bartender says, "Sorry , but you can't eat your own food he... leafer 2016-05-06 38
A Funnier Story 一個更有趣的故事 Mr William was1 deaf2, but he didn't like people to know this. One evening he asked some friends to dinner. While3 they wer... leafer 2016-05-06 33
The Day off from work 丈夫休息在家 My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry1 about the house. I picked up his dirty clothes, put away... leafer 2016-04-22 46
How many vice presidents 副主管多著呢 Tom was so excited about his promotion1 to Vice2 President of the company he worked for and kept bragging3 about it to his wife... leafer 2016-04-22 25
Giving you a new start 讓你重新獲得新生 One day Mark Twain read an announcement of his death in a newspaper. He hastened to the editor to protect. "I am very sorry,"... leafer 2016-04-22 78
She Didn't Laugh 她沒有笑 The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused. "What's the m... leafer 2016-04-22 81
Different idea 想法不同 A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future. The young man said, "How free and... leafer 2016-03-10 58
The farmer and barber 農場主和理發師 When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber1: "Now corn's lower2 in price. I think you should shave for half price." "I c... leafer 2016-03-10 49
His reason 他的理由 A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish... leafer 2016-03-10 73
Who is in the shop to take care of it 那誰在店里管事??？ The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing1. At last the old... leafer 2016-03-10 41
